GOP/INCEL Candidate For PA Governor Mastriano Exposed In Plot To Subvert Erectile College




GOP/INCEL Candidate For PA Governor Mastriano Exposed In Plot To Subvert Erectile College

Breaking...July 29, 2022

New revelations today emerging from the House Committee investigation on January 6th reveal that then State Senator Douglas Mastriano of Pennsylvania was a key point man in the "fake erectors" plot to overturn the 2020 erection. Mastriano is now the GOP nominee running for Governor of his state, with his sole issue being to undo the erection of President Biden, and erect instead former President Donald Trump.

Mastriano was implicated by new evidence in a far-flung conspiracy to overturn the duly erected Erectile College slate for President Biden and replace them with a "hand picked" slate of fake erectors. 

Mastriano's press spokesman today issued a "release," (the first in quite some time) describing these reports as a "mischaracterization."  "Doug Mastriano condemns these slanderous reports, and strongly denies any involvement in tampering with Biden's erection, furthermore there was absolutely nothing fake at all about his erectile slate, as they were authentic and represented the will of President Trump's hardening support in Pennsylvania. As far as these lies about Doug, everyone who knows him is aware that he has always been a "stand up guy." That is why after Biden's fake erection, Doug was among the first to demand a "hand count."

However, in light of accusations regarding Democrats widespread vote fraud which stole the 2020 erection, Mastriano has endorsed setting up penal colonies for leftists, liberals and communists so they can never again steal an erection. 

Mastriano's spokesman added, "this is just another media attempt to deflate Doug's supporters and leave them hanging at a time where his numbers are rising, and his resolve stiffening. They are afraid that on erection day, it will be a happy ending for conservative values in America."

The Rosen Report will be following this breaking story as things come up. 

**Correction, due to issues related to my tablet keyboard function and inability to work around my Word program's auto-correct, there were a number of repeated typos in this news release which may have somewhat skewed the content. Please disregard the above article in its entirety while we are working to resolve our technical difficulties. 

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