Sarah Palin: "Give Your Family Covid For Christmas, The Gift That Keeps On Giving"
Before Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauen Boebert, there was Sarah Palin. A vacuous Right Wing Christian fundamentalist airhead and "gun nut" with a serious case of advanced Penis Envy, also known as "Elmer Fudd Syndrome".
Yes, old Sarah is back, the slightly fascist "Gadfly That's Come In From The Cold", and has weighed in on the Pandemic, announcing that she'll get vaccinated for covid "over my dead body" in front of an audience of aspiring ventilator consumers yesterday. She is not the first person to make this announcement, as you have been reading in the Obits over the last year.
Given her extensive background in global strategic policy ("I can see Russia from my house" she said. She will likely be up for US Ambassador to the Kremlin under the next GOP President) and impressive credentials in various scientific fields (like hunting and shooting animals from a helicopter) she is now obviously considered to be a highly qualified source for advice on whether to vaccinate yourselves and your families. The people who elected her governor of Alaska must have been temporarily disoriented by hypothermia or Cabin Fever. They should have just stayed home, gotten naked under a warm blanket and snuggled on election day.
Whoever it was that advised John McCain to nominate this "Q"-ewpie doll ditz for Vice President should be forced to tutor Lauren Boebert in Differential Calculus for the next year as penance. (I always get her confused with Lorena Bobbit. As in "Sorry Honey, I didn't mean to cut you off)
My question is, who and what is organizing audiences for this "expert on nothing" to rant in front of? Some Un-Think Tank like the "Center For Illiterate Ball Kicking Soccer Moms"? (CFIBKSM) Or was it the "KKK"? (Ku Klux Karens) And why, one might ask, is the media deeming her public speeches on how to give your family Covid for Christmas newsworthy enough to give her global coverage? Who got more Press today, Dr. Fauci or the cognitively freeze dried Ms. Sarah? That is an actual question.
I would also have to say that on the scale of stupid from 1-10, that the Pro-Trump GOP Women out there all "Palin" comparison with Sarah.. (Ugh, sorry, I didn't have to say that)
Ok, I'm done. Time to get my morning coffee. Good Morning!