British Tourists Defecating Outside Queen's Balmoral Castle
"We, are not amused"!
These are very interesting and Revolutionary times. People, being human, have a natural inclination to oppose various forms of arbitrary hierarchical systems. Or, as a Delco Blue collar worker might say, "My Boss is a total D**k". Americans are in a state of rebellion against racist and corrupt Police. Likewise, most of the civilized World is revolted by the atrocious policies and pronouncements coming from the Washington DC Global center of Racketeering operating from the Oval Office of the White House. Americans who believe that life is worth living, are wearing Masks. Our President denounces those wearing Masks as politically correct, and displaying their dislike for him. Such people, according to him, have made Medical masks the symbol of Antifa, the Leftist terrorist Democratic Mob which chooses to not go on a ventilator. Oh well, enough on that.
Across the pond, our ever loving British Cousins are making their unhappiness with the British ruling Elite known in a special way, by making socially unconscious "deposits" in the front yard of their wonderful, warm, compassionate, empathetic Sovereign, the "Queen Bitch of Dingleberry, Empress of the Latrines of India, Her Royal Highnass, Queen Elizabeast II".
Yes, indeed, the Queen's loving Subjects are "evacuating" upon the perfectly tended Royal Gardens of Balmoral, adding to the Rich biodiversity of the Scottish Moors which evoke the memory of Scottish Freedom fighter William Wallace, who channeling through the aging Mel Gibson, is cheerleading for the defiant poopery which is currently fertilizing the Royal pastures with the effluvia of those burning, steaming, triple decker constructions of a freedom loving populace. One wonders what the effects will be of hundreds of Tons of organic material being added to the rich peat moss of Scotland, and whether the cost of MacCallans Single Malt Scotch will go up or down. Truly, whatever the result, all over the world, people reading this account will be inspired, as they were when the Berlin Wall fell, or the Chinese Students stood for Freedom in Tianenmen Square, or when Mandela broke the back of Apartheid. Let us now recognize, support, and validate the inexorable dynamic force of "Poople Power", and hope this inaugurates a new Enlightenment. In the meantime, excuse me, Prince Charlie has asked to borrow my shovel. Cheers!
